To 'damn the missionary cause.' Reserved also - as above.Ĩ.

Reserved for consideration and compromise because of conflict with a prayer of even date to be cited further along.ħ.

For application of some form of violent death to neighbor who threw brick at family cat, whilst the same was serenading. Taken under advisement for later decision and compromise, this petition appearing to conflict with another one of same date, which will be cited further along.Ħ. For deportation to Sheol of annoying swarms of persons who apply daily for work, or for favors of one sort or another. This prayer should have been directed against this subordinate's principals, the N. Granted, as follows: diphtheria, 2, 1 fatal scarlet fever, 1, to result in deafness and imbecility, Note. For a visitation upon the man, or upon the family of the man, who has set up a competing retail coal-yard in Rochester. For influx of laborers to reduce wages 10 percent. For weather to advance hard coal 15 cents a ton.

I have the honor, as per command, to inform you that your recent act of benevolence and self-sacrifice has been recorded upon a page of the Book called Golden Deeds of Men a distinction, I am permitted to remark, which is not merely extraordinary, it is unique.Īs regards your prayers, for the week ending the 19th, I have the honor to report as follows:ġ. In order to demonstrate that the uniquely American practice of Christianity hasn't really changed in the last 100+ years, we cheerfully reproduce this story.

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